Titles: NONE OF YOU SAW THIS COMING
Narrator: One ordinary day in May, three magical Goddesses of Fate found themselves on the doorstep of a loveable college student named Keiichi Morisato. They had joy and laughter and many adventures together. And everyone was happy. Soon after their college days had ended, the Goddesses sold out and became an anime pop culture phenomenon, that was shortly killed off two seasons later by the Evangelion movies. But now that their spinoff show was taking off into it's new second season, and it's new breakout star Doctor What has proven himself time and again, it looks like the future is looking brighter than ever for the Oh My Goddess stars. Nothing, but nothing is going to stand in their way. They are going to march ahead into the future with their heads held up high and a new outlook and love for life.
Doctor What #2: YAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWN. Oh man, I guess I really overdid it last night with Sayoko's elevator terrorist bombing incident. But, nothing a good night's sleep couldn't fix. Wait a minute... what the fuck happened to my voice? Oh no, oh no, no no no no no, I've changed again! FUCK! CHARLIE DAY IS GOING TO KILL ME! Wait... my voice actor... who the hell am I? WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?
Skuld: Good morning Doctor What... oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know he had visitors.
Doctor What #2: Skuld! It's me! Don't you recognize me?
Skuld: Doctor What?... did you regenerate? I didn't know we could do that...
Doctor What #2: You can't do that, IT'S JUST ME!
Skuld: Well... I guess I could get used to it. Technically, you're still the same person, right?
Keiichi Morisato: Doctor What. We heard screaming, what's wrong?
Belldandy: Wait, who's this guy?
Doctor What #2: It's me! Shit! Fuck! I hate when this happens, I fucking hate it!
Belldandy: Doctor What, you don't have an identity, remember?