Suits (TV Series)
Good Mudding (2018)
Rick Hoffman: Louis Litt
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Quotes
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Sheila Sazs : The point is, have you ever considered the possibility that you're shooting blanks?
Louis Litt : No more than I would consider the possibility that I don't have a face.
Sheila Sazs : I get that, Louis, and you probably have the sperm of a thoroughbred, but I'd like you to get yourself checked.
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Louis Litt : Harvey, do you have a second?
Harvey Specter : Sure, Louis, what is it?
Louis Litt : Did you ever have to test your sperm?
Harvey Specter : What?
Louis Litt : Sheila wants me to, but I don't think I can do it in one of those places.
Harvey Specter : Louis, I don't want to have this conversation. It's bad enough that we share the same dentist.
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Sheila Sazs : You're gonna tell me that's not mud under your fingernails?
Louis Litt : All right, it is, but it was just one last time.
Sheila Sazs : And how can I trust that that's true?
Louis Litt : Because I just told you, work was fucking crazy.
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Dr. Keating : If you give up mudding, your chances of conceiving go up significantly.
Louis Litt : Define significantly.
Dr. Keating : 80%.
Louis Litt : Holy shit, 80%? There's gotta be another way!
Dr. Keating : There isn't.
Louis Litt : What if I put everything in but my balls?
Dr. Keating : I don't...
Louis Litt : Scratch that, defeats the purpose.