- Splinter: Would somebody please pass the creamed corn?
- Raph: [confused] We don't have any creamed corn.
- Splinter: Well I figured the guy who turned me into a rat could just Mutate the potatoes into creamed corn!
- Mikey: [angered] Dad! We're here for a nice family dinner, not to fight over who mutated who.
- Baron Draxum: No, no, he's right. If I had my powers, I could create the most loathsome creamed corn beast ever seen. Fear King Corn, those fool humans would shriek in terror.
- April O'Neil: Fool humans? As the only human here, I take offense at that.
- Baron Draxum: But why? You are fools. You put sunglasses on your dogs, you take photos of your food, and do not get me started on Carol.
- April O'Neil: At least we're not fool enough to jump into a suit of dark armor without reading the owner's manual.
- [April and Donnie high-five after her remark]