- Harry: I thought maybe we could pop and get a bit of breakfast together. i had a good time the other night. It's so rare to find a woman who really listens, you know?
- Jean Milburn: I see. I'm about to teach a vagina workshop. So... no?
- Maeve Wiley: What the hell did you do?
- Otis Milburn: Um... I might have said something about chinchillas giving blow jobs.
- Otis Milburn: Well... human sexuality is far more varied than you might realize, and each person has a history of unique experiences which translates into their connection with a chosen sexual partner, or indeed, partners.
- Otis Milburn: Sam, if you want to tackle Kate's self-esteem whilst respecting your desire for visual stimulation, you need to establish a clear verbal intercourse.
- Kate: You mean like talking dirty?
- Otis Milburn: No. I mean stop passively hearing and start actively listening.
- Otis Milburn: You are stalking your son
- Jean Milburn: That word carries a lot of weight. Don't misuse it.
- Jean Milburn: I understand that you may feel that I crossed a boundary and I want to give you an opportunity to be able to express your feelings.
- Otis Milburn: What's the point mum. You don't listen
- Jean Milburn: What would you like me to hear?
- Eric Effoing: Uhm, we've never officially met. I'm, um, I'm Eric, his numero uno, so to speak.
- Maeve Wiley: Your buttons are done up wrong.
- Eric Effoing: It's the new look. It's like normcore... but with button done up wrong.
- Maeve Wiley: How fabulous.