- Jack Dalton: You gotta admit, you missed the hell out of this, didn't you? You and me doing something incredibly stupid and dangerous that'll probably get us both killed? I know I have.
- Angus MacGyver: You really think that's helpful?
- Jack Dalton: Probably not. Okay, sorry. Yeah. I'm just really happy.
- Jack Dalton: Any ideas?
- Angus MacGyver: What would your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man do?
- Jack Dalton: Crawl along the bottom of the bridge. Attack from below with his webbing. Is that what we're going to do?
- Angus MacGyver: [Grins] All except for the webbing.
- Jack Dalton: [laughs] Yeah, well. I wasn't serious, man.
- Angus MacGyver: Well, I was.
- Angus MacGyver: [voiceover] Okay, so Spider-Man would already be on the bridge by now, but give me a break. His wrists shoot synthetic webbing with a tensile strength and elasticity that defies the laws of chemistry and physics and biology.