Take Two (TV Series)
Ex's and Oh's (2018)
Greyston Holt: Dylan
Quotes
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Roberto 'Berto' Vasquez : Can I help you?
Dylan : Yeah, I'm looking for Sam Swift.
Roberto 'Berto' Vasquez : Whom shall I say is asking?
Monica : Dylan Wesley. Star of "Legend of Lost Idol", "Lost Idol 2", and "Lost Idol 3".
Roberto 'Berto' Vasquez : I know. I was playing it cool.
Monica : You'd think after they lost the idol the first two times, they'd be more careful with it.
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Sam Swift : There are literally dozens of P.I.s you could go to. Or-or is getting robbed your sick excuse for showing back up in my life?
Dylan : No, no. Sam, they took my laptop.
Sam Swift : So?
Dylan : So... there's something on it. Something private.
Sam Swift : Private? As in...? That's just not possible.
Dylan : Sam...
Sam Swift : No, that's not possible because you told me...
[hitting him, hard]
Sam Swift : ...you deleted it!
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Eddie Valetik : [pulling Sam off Dylan] Take it easy there, all right, Mayweather?
Dylan : Look, Sam, I'm sorry. Okay? I meant to delete it, but I got busy and... well... I missed you.
Sam Swift : [advancing on him] I'm gonna kill him, Eddie. I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna kill him and hack up his body. You can help me hack a body, right?
Eddie Valetik : [restraining her] Yes, if it comes down to that.
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Eddie Valetik : I take it we're talking a sex tape.
Sam Swift : [hitting Dylan] That he was supposed to delete!
Eddie Valetik : [restraining her again] Whoa. Hey. No, no, no.
Dylan : Look, if that video gets out, it'd be a PR disaster for me.
Sam Swift : For you? What about for me? It will shred what is left of my reputation.
Dylan : Why do you think I'm here?
Sam Swift : [firmly] Eddie, we're taking the case. We have to get it back.
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Eddie Valetik : I reached out to my contact at Tabloid Junky. There's good news and bad news. Good news, they don't have the video yet.
Sam Swift : What's the bad news?
Eddie Valetik : They're negotiating for it. It's only a matter of hours.
Dylan : Oh, god. I'm supposed to be shooting a charity PSA in an hour. They'll probably throw me off the board. I gotta call my manager. Brock's gonna kill me. I gotta get in front of this.
Sam Swift : Get in front of it? You might as well jump in front of a bus. I've got to call my parents and warn them.
[holding up her phone]
Sam Swift : LostIdolLegend?
Dylan : My guest WiFi.
Sam Swift : Seriously?
Dylan : That movie paid for this house.