Superstore (TV Series)

Lottery (2018)

Nico Santos: Mateo

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• Mateo : If we get a yacht, do you think we can get Mariah Carey to perform on it?

  Cheyenne : Oh, yeah.

  Mateo : I want her to sing all of her songs, and then tell her, Sorry, Mariah. It's not 1994 anymore. Go cut up some cucumber for our water.

• Glenn : Let's look at a typical budget for a Cloud 9 employee. We'll call her Penny Wise.

  Garrett : Oh, because she's a killer clown that lives in the sewer?

  Glenn : What? No. What, wait, I don't think so.

  Amy : I don't see any expense for food. I mean, personally, I, I like food. Anybody else a food person?

  Glenn : [They all raise their hands]  Wow, almost all of you. Well, there's $100 under other. That's probably for food.

  Mateo : So we're supposed to live on under $4 a day for food?

  Glenn : Just don't go eating lobster.

  Marcus : Or just get one lobster and just eat it a little bit at a time over the course of several weeks. That's what I do.

  Cheyenne : There's no line for child care, or going to the doctor.

  Amy : Probably because they're just planning on us not getting sick, right?

  Marcus : I eat two-week-old unrefrigerated lobster. I'm going to get sick.