- Carnac the Magnificent: A little dab'll do ya.
- [opens the envelope]
- Carnac the Magnificent: What does Dabney Coleman tell his dates?
- Carnac the Magnificent: The answer to the question is: Yahoo Serious.
- Ed McMahon: Yahoo Serious.
- Carnac the Magnificent: [opens the envelope] What are the two stages of sex?
- [audience laughs]
- Carnac the Magnificent: Yahoo, serious.