Scorpion (TV Series)

Foul Balls (2018)

David Dameshek: Announcer

Quotes 

• Paige Dineen : Hey, I am tired of you razzing my guys. You wanna know the one thing lamer than a bunch of nerds playing sports? The guy who makes fun of those nerds. And I'm not a nerd. I'm a jock. One more word outta you, and my foot, and your goody are gonna have an unpleasant meeting. Got it?

  Announcer : By 'goody,' do you mean wiener?

  [Paige nods] 

  Announcer : Then I got you loud and clear, sister.

  [Paige leaves] 

  Announcer : That is one helluva woman.

• Sylvester Dodd : [as the ball is thrown over the catcher's head]  He missed the ball, Walter come on home!

  Paige Dineen : Slide!

  [Walter slides into home face-first just as Carson tags him short of the base] 

  Umpire : You're out!

  Carson : You're out! You missed the plate!

  Walter O'Brien : [coughs as he sits up]  Yeah, but... you missed the ball.

  [He produces the softball in one hand as he leans over and taps home plate with the other] 

  Walter O'Brien : There we go.

  Umpire : Safe!

  Announcer : Do you believe in science? Scorpion wins, Scorpion wins, Scorpion wins!