Red Notice (2021)
Ryan Reynolds: Nolan Booth
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Quotes
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Nolan Booth : [to Hartley] Why are you wearing the hairnet? You're bald.
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Nolan Booth : No, no. Don't move. Don't Move.
John Hartley : Why?
Nolan Booth : Bulls have terrible eyesight. But they can sense motion.
John Hartley : You're thinking of Jurassic Park.
Nolan Booth : No. I saw a nature documentary starring David Attenborough.
John Hartley : You're thinking of Richard Attenborough from Jurassic Park.
John Hartley : Vamonos. Vamonos. They're telling me to run. They're telling me to run.
Nolan Booth : If you run, you die.
John Hartley : All right, yes or no, was Jeff Goldblum in it?
Nolan Booth : Oh, my god!. It was Jurassic Park. That's Jeff Goldblum.
John Hartley : Asshole!
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John Hartley : Can you fly a helicopter?
Nolan Booth : Does the back of your head look like a huge penis?
[beat]
Nolan Booth : The answer is yes!
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Nolan Booth : It doesn't matter what you do, only matters what they think you've done.
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John Hartley : You know what I think is funny, Booth?
Nolan Booth : Vin Diesel's audition tape for Cats? It exists.
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John Hartley : You know, I'm really starting to not like you.
Nolan Booth : Oh, come on! Not like me? You don't even know me. We could have a lot in common.
John Hartley : Maybe I don't know you, but I've been building a profile on you, ever since you stole William Strang's Lady with a Red Hat from the Tate back in 2014.
Nolan Booth : You can't prove that was me.
[they look at the painting on the wall]
Nolan Booth : I got that on Etsy.
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John Hartley : We're not partners. This is a marriage of convenience.
Nolan Booth : I want a divorce and I'm keeping the kids.
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Nolan Booth : Oh, you made it. Thank God! I was praying for you.
John Hartley : Don't give me that shit. You were gonna leave me?
Nolan Booth : You said, "Save yourself."
John Hartley : I said, "Go", but I didn't mean without me.
Nolan Booth : You said, "go save yourself." And I was gonna carry you with me in my heart like an eternal flame, you stupid complainer.
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John Hartley : She's The Bishop.
Nolan Booth : No shit, dipdick!
The Bishop : It's so nice to finally meet you, Mr. Booth. Such a thrill to be face-to-face with the second-best art thief in the world.
Nolan Booth : Oh, I see what you did there. That's... Yeah, you got lucky a couple of times early on, you know? But you can't name one time in the past year that you beat me.
The Bishop : Helsinki.
Nolan Booth : My parachute failed.
The Bishop : Jakarta.
Nolan Booth : My Segway sank.
The Bishop : Macau.
Nolan Booth : Nobody knew that Miley Cyrus was going to be there. It was a completely unannounced show.
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Nolan Booth : [to John] Where'd you get that jacket? It's a statement piece. Somewhere there is a very nude cow whispering, "Worth it."
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Nolan Booth : No way, Jose. The intrepid Inspector Das.
Inspector Urvashi Das : I wouldn't have missed this for the world. I'll take that. Thank you.
Nolan Booth : It's nice to meet a fan.
Inspector Urvashi Das : Oh, that's cute.You wanna know what else is cute? Because you're wanted in 18 separate countries, I get to choose which one of then detains you until trial, given your escape history. What are you, six for six now?
Nolan Booth : Yeah. One more and I get a Shawshank jacket.
Inspector Urvashi Das : Keep making your jokes because I'm about to send you to the worst place in the world.
Nolan Booth : Your Instagram account?
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Nolan Booth : [to John] Even if I did partner up with you, we'd still only have one brain.
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Nolan Booth : This whole time you were working for her?
John Hartley : Not for, with. Like partners.
The Bishop : Yeah, we're both The Bishop. Surprise!
John Hartley : There are two bishops in chess.
The Bishop : And a whole lotta pawns.
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Nolan Booth : [to The Bishop] I don't have to win in order for you to lose. That's the best part of this whole thing.
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Nolan Booth : I'm big on forgiveness. I always have been. But I'm not so big on forget-ness.
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Nolan Booth : The most important part of any plan is a good night's sleep.
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Nolan Booth : [to John] Look, it's not that I don't care about you. It's that I don't care about anyone.
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Nolan Booth : [to John] You really are dumber than I look.
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Nolan Booth : Oh, relax, baldy-locks.
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Nolan Booth : Your entrances are bullshit!
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Nolan Booth : Eighty-seven motion-sensitive 8K cameras with an overlapping field of vision, so there are no natural blind spots. They're always watching, always listening. Kinda like Alexa but with guns.
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John Hartley : We're running out of road.
The Bishop : Hold on to something! If we stop, they'll catch us. Then let's get caught.
Nolan Booth : We can escape later. It works for me all the time.
