- [translation of school song lyrics]
- Students: [singing] That girl has the things that make me fall in love...
- Hamada: [watching the video, laughing] What kind of lyrics are those?
- Students: [singing] They rise from her mouth like Mount Fuji / Plump, soft and glossy / Two nurtured red shells / Aah, "Lips", "Lips" West High School
- Hamada: [watching the video, to Matsumoto] You were laughing hard.
- [translation; Matsumoto breaks wind in the classroom]
- Matsumoto: [after an awkward pause] Didn't that sound like "Yes!"?
- Endo: [sniggering]
- Matsumoto: [watching the video, laughing] What the hell was I saying?
- Voiceover: Endo - *OUT*.
- [Endo is smacked harder than normal]
- Endo: [wincing] I just received a sort of pep-talk just now. He was telling me, "Hey, don't laugh at stupid things."
- Matsumoto: Like, "Pull it together"?
- Endo: Yeah, like that. This one really hurt.
- Yamasaki: It must have hurt.
- Endo: It still hurts; my butt hurts like it's on fire.
- Matsumoto: Huh? Does this mean... that "Downtown's Hamada" has arrived?
- Endo: Isn't just "Hamada" okay? Do you have to add the "Downtown"?
- [Matsumoto nervously tries to clear his throat]
- Voiceover: Matsumoto - *OUT*.
- Matsumoto: [watching the video] That was safe!
- Matsumoto: [on the video] I bet he's here!
- [the next shot shows Hamada laughing from the control room]
- Matsumoto: That was even called "out"; he's definitely here!
- [Matsumoto is smacked]
- Matsumoto: [watching the video] I saw right through it.
- [translation except where noted; a video is playing of Jimmy Ohnishi counting from 1 to 100 in English]
- Jimmy Ohnishi: [in English] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten...
- [video wipes to 18]
- Jimmy Ohnishi: [in English] ... eighteen, nineteen...
- [caption shows 20, i.e. "twenty", but Jimmy hesitates]
- Jimmy Ohnishi: [tentatively, in English] Ten...
- [Jimmy hesitates again]
- Jimmy Ohnishi: [in English] Ten-ten.
- [caption shows 21, i.e. "twenty-one"]
- Jimmy Ohnishi: [stumbling, in English] Ten-ten... ten-ten... ten-ten-one.
- Endo: [laughing] What an idiot!
- Voice-over: Endo is out!