Quotes
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Jeff Kane : Get me Vermont. I think I can sweet-talk them.
[On the phone]
Jeff Kane : Yeah, Jeff Kane. Who am I speaking with? Ah. How's your dad? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. OK, shut the fuck up! Listen, you Subaru-driving bull dykes! You better back Jonah on the next ballot or you will be leaf-peeping from inside your own maple syrup-soaked assholes!
[Hangs up]
Jeff Kane : I'll give 'em five minutes, then I'll hit 'em with Bad Cop.
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Jeff Kane : Jonie, my boy! We did it! Ever since you were little, I've been telling your mom, "Someday that beautiful, brilliant boy of yours is gonna do great things!"
Jonah Ryan : I thought you told my mom to sell me to a child molester and use the money to get her tubes tied.
Jeff Kane : Eh, we're family. Come here, you!
[He hugs him]
Jeff Kane : You know, the Jews have a word for this feeling I'm having right now. I can't remember it... sounds like three Germans cumming real hard inside something that doesn't want them to.
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Mike McLintock : Oh, yes! Politico's reporting that Jonah's talking to you about the Secretary of Commerce.
Jeff Kane : I wish. Sounds much better than the conversation we were having about why his urine is pink. We ruled out beets because he doesn't know what those are. Then had to rule it right back in for the same reason.
