- Nicole Rosemary Page: What plant has been revered for its healing properties for thousands of years?
- Madison: Aloe.
- Nicole Rosemary Page: Well, 'allo to you too, but let's stay focused.
- Nicole Rosemary Page: I love your accent. You know, I was up for the role of El Chapo's mistress.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I did not see that movie.
- Nicole Rosemary Page: What movie?
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: FIne. I'll sit on the meeting, but I am not selling.
- Haley Dunphy: What do you think?
- Jay Pritchett: It's gonna be tough. She's had a lot of practice not selling that sauce.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: It's hard for me to sell this, it's been in my family for 5 generations.
- Jay Pritchett: Most of them had kids at 15.
- Cameron Tucker: [Getting ready for a police ride-along] They do this all the time. Don't worry.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Easy for you to say. My whole head's a gang color.