- Augustus P Crumhorn VI: Could we hurry this up? I may, or may not, have a war to provoke this afternoon.
- [Ian shows him a tablet]
- Augustus P Crumhorn VI: Three wars?
- [chuckles]
- Augustus P Crumhorn VI: Thank you, Ian.
- [pats him on the head]
- Danger Mouse: Don't worry, Colonel, I've got Crumhorn in handcuffs.
- [realizes Crumhorn has escaped]
- Danger Mouse: Oh...
- Penfold: How did he get the handcuffs off, Chief?
- Augustus P Crumhorn VI: [escaping in a helicopter] Because I'm quicker, I'm smarter and I own the handcuff company.