Danger Mouse (TV Series)
Crumfan (2017)
John Oliver: Augustus P. Crumhorn IV
Quotes
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Augustus P Crumhorn VI : Could we hurry this up? I may, or may not, have a war to provoke this afternoon.
[Ian shows him a tablet]
Augustus P Crumhorn VI : Three wars?
[chuckles]
Augustus P Crumhorn VI : Thank you, Ian.
[pats him on the head]
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Danger Mouse : Don't worry, Colonel, I've got Crumhorn in handcuffs.
[realizes Crumhorn has escaped]
Danger Mouse : Oh...
Penfold : How did he get the handcuffs off, Chief?
Augustus P Crumhorn VI : [escaping in a helicopter] Because I'm quicker, I'm smarter and I own the handcuff company.