- Self - Host: So forget mastering foreign affairs. Trump may not have mastered object permanence, which you really need to be a good president or even a good fucking baby.
- Self - Host: [about a Turkish Trump impersonator] Here's a pretty shitty one from Turkey where they're not even trying.
- Self - Host: It was just three days of meetings, in which time he reportedly told European leaders that "The Germans are bad, very bad", then shook Emmanuel Macron's hand so aggressively it seemed like he was trying to masturbate an elephant.
- Self - Host: It's like a flamingo in boxer shorts named Phineas J. Rocketdump ran for president under the slogan, Time to get serious.