- Flynn Carsen: I'm taking Eve bowling. I've been polishing my balls all week... Scratch that. That didn't come out right.
- Jenkins: Would you three stay, please, and guard the Library?
- Jake Stone: Both of you guys are going on a mission?
- Ezekiel Jones: And we're staying here?
- Cassandra Cillian: [Excited] Which means we get to be Jenkins! One door for Lancashire coming right up!
- [Opens a portal for Flynn and Jenkins; they leave]
- Jake Stone: ...Do we make tea now?
- Cassandra Cillian: [about Baird] She could have literally gone anywhere.
- Flynn Carsen: No, it's a smoke screen. She's trying to cover her tracks. She's-...
- Ezekiel Jones: Or she took the red eye from Portland to Heathrow.
- [They look at him]
- Ezekiel Jones: I may have hacked her laptop, found her credit card statements.
- Cassandra Cillian: Ezekiel, that is private property and completely inappropriate.
- Ezekiel Jones: Yeah, so is her browser history.
- Nicole Noone: Where are we?
- Flynn Carsen: Just on the outskirts of Chernobyl.
- Nicole Noone: Chernobyl? Like the nuclear disaster Chernobyl?
- Flynn Carsen: As opposed to the rib shack Chernobyl? No, yeah, I think it's just the one.
- Nicole Noone: And we're just hiking through it. No cause for alarm.
- Flynn Carsen: Well, the government opened up this area to limited tours a few years back. They claim that most of the radiation has been contained.
- Nicole Noone: Oh, right. Governments never lie about ecological disasters.