Rick and Morty (TV Series)

Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat (2019)

Justin Roiland: Rick Sanchez, Morty Smith, Mr. Meeseeks

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Quotes 

• Morty Smith : Who are they?

  Rick Sanchez : Crystal poachers; there's no lower form of life. They think the Galaxy's their own personal piggy bank.

  Morty Smith : Wait then, what are we?

  Rick Sanchez : We are Rick & Morty.

• [Morty is driving Rick's spaceship, rather recklessly, so that he can follow a destiny to die in Jessica's arms] 

  Rick Sanchez : Morty, you know outer space is up, right?

  Morty Smith : Yeah, yeah. I'm just, uh, following... my... instincts.

  Rick Sanchez : Will you just go up?

  [grabs at controls] 

  Morty Smith : Stop! You're gonna make me die wrong!

  Rick Sanchez : Wait a minute, what? Morty, do you have a death crystal in your pocket?

  Morty Smith : No... Maybe.

  Rick Sanchez : You little monster! I thought you were masturbating!

  Morty Smith : And you took that in stride?

  Rick Sanchez : You rather I address it?

• Rick Sanchez : Hey Morty, quick favor...

  Morty Smith : What, cover me in gasoline and spiders? Fine, yeah, I'm in.

• Rick Sanchez : So, ah, wh-what are we doing?

  Morty Smith : [Pointing a gun at Rick]  Stop asking questions. Stop doing meta-commentary. Just have fun. We're going on a simple, fun, classic adventure.

  Rick Sanchez : Okay, y'know what? It would really help if you could just say anything other than what you don't want.

  Morty Smith : I like Mr Meeseeks.

  Rick Sanchez : Okay, now we're talking. Y'know what, I usually keep a Meeseeks box in my glove compartment. So maybe Fascist Rick does too.

  [Morty opens glove compartment and takes out Meeseeks box] 

  Rick Sanchez : Ah, well look at that, now we're doing something we've done before.

  [Rick presses on box, Meeseeks appears] 

  Mr Meeseeks : I'm Mr Meeseeks!

  Rick Sanchez : [Points at Morty]  Kill this Nazi prick!

• Rick Sanchez : People that spend their life avoiding death are already dead. They're also rich, and I like to spend my life with their money.

• Rick : I'm a fucking god now!