Murder on the Blackpool Express (2017 TV Movie)

Sian Gibson: Gemma

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• Gemma : Mmm, I can smell chips.

  David : The four most beautiful word in the English language.

• Gemma : After a slightly delayed start we are now winding our merry way to Bartleby Cathedral, the site of our first murder.

  Gemma : Where I believe they have a wonderful tapestry of the Crucifixion, so we'll be able to celebrate two fictional killings at the same time.

• Gemma : Any questions?

  [everyone raises a hand] 

  Gemma : That aren't about my ex boyfriend / stalker?

  [all hands lower] 

• Grace : Excuse me. We were promised executive seating.

  Gemma : Oh, they are all executive seats.

  Grace : Really? There's what I think is a pork scratching down the side of mine.

  Gemma : Why not try to think of it as... an executive pork scratching?

  Grace : [whispers]  One other thing. Do we have to sit across from these... people? They're like zombies in support tights.

  Marge : And what about us? You've sat us over from this snotty woman and her ferret- faced husband.

  Grace : How did you hear that?

  Marge : I've got me hearing aid cranked right up, love, in case folk are talking about me. Anyway, what have we got to look at, you and that gormless lump.

  Grace : That is eavesdropping!

  Marge : Your husband's got a head like a sad potato. It's not his fault; it's the way he's built. I've got varicose veins you can see from space, and Mildred here, she's got a hairy back.

  Mildred : You said you wouldn't tell!

  Peggy : And I'm agoraphobic and claustrophobic, so I'm never really settled.

• Gemma : Terry, Marge died because she was old, and that is what old women do.

  Mildred : Oh, thanks for the reminder, love.