Murder on the Blackpool Express (2017 TV Movie)
Sheila Reid: Mildred
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Quotes
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Mildred : If he tries to kills us, at least we'll be in the papers.
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Doc : Ladies, you'll have to forgive Kevin here, had a knock on the head and he has some memory problems.
Kevin : Do I? Oh. That would explain a lot.
Peggy , Mildred , Marge : Awww!
Peggy : My Derek had that. Very forgetful. But only when it came to birthdays, anniversaries, and not sleeping with my sister.
Doc : Well, that's... fascinating.
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[Moira's wheelchair won't go over the step into Bartleby Cathedral]
Moira : Why is this cathedral not wheelchair-accessible?
Mildred : Accessibility wasn't really an issue in the 15th century. They didn't have you in mind when they built this place. If they had, we'd be seeing an access ramp on a tapestry.
Moira : I'll have you know this country was built by people exactly like me.
Mildred : What? Post-menopausal killjoys with an attitude problem? I doubt it, love. They'd have burned you as a witch. Or just for a bit of peace and quiet.
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Mildred : I wish I'd known I was being spied on. I'd have put in me good teeth.
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Mildred : I killed a deer once. That was back when I used to drink. Threw a brick at its head.
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Grace : Excuse me. We were promised executive seating.
Gemma : Oh, they are all executive seats.
Grace : Really? There's what I think is a pork scratching down the side of mine.
Gemma : Why not try to think of it as... an executive pork scratching?
Grace : [whispers] One other thing. Do we have to sit across from these... people? They're like zombies in support tights.
Marge : And what about us? You've sat us over from this snotty woman and her ferret- faced husband.
Grace : How did you hear that?
Marge : I've got me hearing aid cranked right up, love, in case folk are talking about me. Anyway, what have we got to look at, you and that gormless lump.
Grace : That is eavesdropping!
Marge : Your husband's got a head like a sad potato. It's not his fault; it's the way he's built. I've got varicose veins you can see from space, and Mildred here, she's got a hairy back.
Mildred : You said you wouldn't tell!
Peggy : And I'm agoraphobic and claustrophobic, so I'm never really settled.
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Mildred : You watch your mouth, or I'll cut you up. I've got a fruit knife on this key ring!
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Mildred : We're absconding, like Thelma and Louise. We were two Thelmas and a Louise, but one of the Thelmas just got taken away in a body bag.
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Mildred : Gemma, dear, if we die in the night, I'd just like to say this is the best adventure we've ever had.