Murder on the Blackpool Express (2017 TV Movie)

Susie Blake: Marge

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• Mildred : I heard the man on the coach behind us say he was a doctor. I love a doctor!

  Marge : Snap your legs back together, Mildred. It's a coach trip, not Love Island.

• Doc : Ladies, you'll have to forgive Kevin here, had a knock on the head and he has some memory problems.

  Kevin : Do I? Oh. That would explain a lot.

  Peggy , Mildred , Marge : Awww!

  Peggy : My Derek had that. Very forgetful. But only when it came to birthdays, anniversaries, and not sleeping with my sister.

  Doc : Well, that's... fascinating.

• Marge : Yellow? We're going to look jaundiced. Mildred's just got over that.

  Mildred : She's right. The nurses said I was like a friendly lemon.

• Marge : If it's trouble with a man, I've got a taser in me bag, and Mildred here's got nunchuks.

• Grace : Excuse me. We were promised executive seating.

  Gemma : Oh, they are all executive seats.

  Grace : Really? There's what I think is a pork scratching down the side of mine.

  Gemma : Why not try to think of it as... an executive pork scratching?

  Grace : [whispers]  One other thing. Do we have to sit across from these... people? They're like zombies in support tights.

  Marge : And what about us? You've sat us over from this snotty woman and her ferret- faced husband.

  Grace : How did you hear that?

  Marge : I've got me hearing aid cranked right up, love, in case folk are talking about me. Anyway, what have we got to look at, you and that gormless lump.

  Grace : That is eavesdropping!

  Marge : Your husband's got a head like a sad potato. It's not his fault; it's the way he's built. I've got varicose veins you can see from space, and Mildred here, she's got a hairy back.

  Mildred : You said you wouldn't tell!

  Peggy : And I'm agoraphobic and claustrophobic, so I'm never really settled.