Criminal Minds (TV Series)

False Flag (2017)

Richard Gilliland: Bob Orci

Quotes 

• Bob Orci : It's all an act. I'm no hermit. Yeah, I... I tell these truthers that I'm some kind of holy fool and they buy all my stuff.

  Emily Prentiss : By "stuff", you mean your books?

  Bob Orci : No, the books are a loss-leader. But the vitamin supplements, oh, my god, I've made so much money off the vitamin supplements.

  Emily Prentiss : So, "Catcher in the Rye" is just the latest in a long line of crap.

  Bob Orci : Well, the book itself isn't. And J.D. Salinger is a genius. Didn't you read my commentary, read my notes, annotations?

  Emily Prentiss : I tried. You lost me when you tried to connect Holden Caulfield to the Bilderberg Group.

  Bob Orci : There is no connection. All you gotta do to fool these morons is ask a question that starts with "Isn't it interesting?". Like-like... like, isn't it interesting that Holden Caulfield and Bilderberg Group both have fifteen letters. Yeah. And then you tag that with "Wow! Wake up, Sheeple", you just sold a thousand copies.

  Sheriff Mike Bowman : We think the killer might have bought one of your commentaries. Who'd you sell to in Roswell?

  Bob Orci : The book group is... is reading "Catcher in the Rye" next month, so all I was trying to do was capitalize on that. And only one guy seemed to show any interest.

• Bob Orci : Carl Lee. His name was Carl Lee. And the reason that sticks out is because he asked me to write a dedication on the inside cover of the book. It's something I add for an extra twenty bucks. You know? And sometimes I use the wild man font and the truthers all go "Oh, wow, look. He actually wrote stuff in my book."

  Emily Prentiss : [dialing her phone]  Tara, we have something.

  [cut to Tara at Carl's apartment] 

  Dr. Tara Lewis : Found it, Emily.

  Emily Prentiss : What does it say?

  Dr. Tara Lewis : "To my darling Melissa. Love always, Carl."