Santa Clarita Diet (TV Series)
A Change of Heart (2018)
Timothy Olyphant: Joel Hammond
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Quotes
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Joel Hammond : Apologize or you're not getting your iPad back.
Abby Hammond : So blackmailing me into saying something I don't believe is your idea of good parenting?
Joel Hammond : So you admit, it is parenting.
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Joel Hammond : God, we have so much going on. When does it end?
Sheila Hammond : We do have a lot of balls in the air.
Joel Hammond : How do jugglers do it? They keep five things going at once. And dangerous things chainsaws, knives. I once saw a juggler juggle a smaller juggler.
Sheila Hammond : How is that dangerous?
Joel Hammond : He was juggling the smaller guy against his will.
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Abby Hammond : No loose ends. I learned that from you. Mostly from your mistakes.
Joel Hammond : Yes, we're not good at murder. I happen to believe that's a positive quality.
