- Captain of the Guard: Your services are no longer required. You're both fired!
- Lance Strongbow: Heh! Joke's on that guy. He never hired me.
- Eugene: Ho, ho, ho, ho! It's almost laughably simple. We catch this striker, prove that you're trustworthy and bam-o! The captain hires you on the spot.
- Lance Strongbow: Well, let's find us a Striker.
- [Looks left and right]
- Lance Strongbow: Well, he's not here. Ooh! Let's get kabobs.
- Lance Strongbow: [to Angry and Red] Thieving tip number one: take the most valuable thing in the room.
- Eugene: Lance! Lance! We've got to make them better people, not better thieves.
- Lance Strongbow: Thieves are people, too.
- Rapunzel: I asked Pete and Stan to stand outside and make sure you got peace and quiet, but I forgot they tend to bicker.
- Cassandra: Rapunzel, I told you, I don't need...
- Rapunzel: I just wanted to let you know they have been relieved of duty.
- Cassandra: [with a relieved smile] Thank you.
- Cassandra: And replaced with Maximus.
- [She closes the door. Maximus whinnies and paces back and forth across Cassandra's door. Cassandra ties her pillow around her head, lies back down on her bed, pulls the covers over her and whimpers plaintively]