- Eric Bemis, Abby Hammond: Hello?
- Eric Bemis: Are you sure he lived alone?
- Abby Hammond: He sold his vomit on the internet. I'm pretty sure there's not a Mrs. Right.
- Sheila Hammond: Listen, bitch. You keep talking shit about us, and I swear to God I will drop you.
- Christa: Try it and I'll kick your twat so far up your throat you'll get pregnant giving blowjobs.