Sun, Apr 23, 2017
Captain gets zapped by aliens and falls from their evil spaceship three miles high. How will he survive? How will his roommate, Steve the duck, take this horrific news? Will his crush, Dawn the fawn, ever find love again? Will the song they sing get stuck in your head? Cause it's stuck in mine and I can't get it out. Yaaay.
Sun, May 7, 2017
Can Captain save Dawn's mother from the evil wolves with gnarly teeth? There's two of them and only one of him, he's outnumbered. But then again he can fly, but is that going to make a difference? Like, if I could fly would I not have to do the massive book report that's due next week that I haven't started? These things keep me awake at night.
Sun, May 21, 2017
Surrounded by wolves? GNARLY TEETH?. A not so good visit from lying aliens? What else can go wrong?. MYRON IS SICK?. How will Jetbear escape this horrifically bad day? Really? How? I want to know. No one tells me anything, I'm in a dark room all alone. The other writers throw old french fries at me. The sad thing is I eat them. Yeah.
Sun, May 28, 2017
Can Jetbear stop the forest war that's brewing? Bear King The King Of Bears (Who smells like a weasel) is very into starting the war. Why?. No one else wants it. Can the Bug King help? This is serious. I'm kind of freaking out, I can't watch the episode yet, I'm too nervous. But I really want to. Okay, how about you and I watch it at the same time? Cool? That will help me feel better if I know you're watching it too. Okay, let's press play together on 3. 1 - 2 - 3!!! You're so rad.
Sun, Jun 4, 2017
So Jetbear has become a bird now? Does that make him Jetbird? Anyways, Captain still has to figure out how to stop the forest war from happening. Can playing a few disgusting innings of Dirtybird Baseball help? It's gross. But kinda funny. BUT REALLY GROSS. I can't even tell you what Dirtybird Baseball is, my mom would get mad at me if wrote it. I love this show.
Sun, Jun 11, 2017
Did Captain accidentally kill Dawn's mom with his - uhhh - you know. Can he talk the forest citizens out of the coming forest war? Can he stop the raccoons from singing about the finer points of tablescraps? TABLESCRAPS. TABLESCRAPS! This episode has some crazy plot twists. TABLESCRAPS. TABLESCRAPS! Oh man, now I'm really hungry for tablescraps. TABLESCRAPS. TABLESCRAPS! TABLESCRAPS. TABLESCRAPS.
Sun, Jun 25, 2017
So the forest war happens and now everyone is going to be deleted by the two interplanetary hipster aliens, Bob and Carl?. I didn't think things could get worse for Jetbear but they did. What is Jetbear going to do? I ask myself, what would I do? I think I'd sell my parents car and buy all my friends ice cream sundaes so we all go out with happy smiles on our faces. Yeah, that's a good plan. Share the bear.