- Timmy: Daddy! Daddy!
- Mr. Anderson: Everything go smoothly?
- Courtney Whitmore: Oh, yeah. He was a little angel.
- Timmy: Daddy, there was a man here.
- [Courtney/Stargirl has a very guilty expression]
- Timmy: It was Batman!
- Mr. Anderson: Oh, Batman was here. Wow!
- Timmy: And he gave me this cellphone.
- Mr. Anderson: Wait. What?
- [first lines]
- [Batman and Stargirl are battling a group of thugs]
- Batman: Are you texting?
- Stargirl: [shows Batman her cellphone] No. No! Just checking the time. Sorry.
- Batman: Keep your mind focused on what we're doing.
- Stargirl: Of course. I'm, like, the total focus queen.
- [continues to check her phone, then smashes a bad guy]
- Stargirl: It's just that I got this babysitting gig.
- Batman: Fine. I'll finish up here.
- Stargirl: You're the best. Bye!
- Stargirl: [to Batman] Thank heavens your here.
- [as Stargirl tries to close the door, Constantine forces his way inside]
- Stargirl: And you brought a hobo?
- Batman: This is John Constantine. He's a specialist
- Stargirl: Great. The study is... this way. I don't know what happened. One minute I'm chasing a cat and the next minute Timmy turns into this weirdo.
- Batman: His name is Klarion.
- John Constantine: More trouble than a bag of cats.
- [last lines]
- Batman: You need a lift?
- [Courtney aka Stargirl climbs on to her cosmic staff]
- Courtney Whitmore: Nope, I'm good. I'll be sure to call you next time I need some hobo magic
- John Constantine: Cheeky!
- Batman: How about you?
- John Constantine: Well, it's a beautiful night. Think I fancy a stroll.
- Batman: Suit yourself.
- [opening the book of spells he took from the Witch Boy and chanting a spell]
- John Constantine: *Ostium obertum*.
- Beautiful Mystical Woman: Yoo-hoo. Over here.
- [a magic portal opens to reveal three beautiful mystical women]
- John Constantine: Hello, ladies.