- Eve Baird: Flynn, do something!
- Flynn Carsen: What do you expect me to do, Eve, jump through the screen? I tried that and hurt my knees both times.
- Ezekiel Jones: [Ezekiel, Cassandra, and Jake are being shot at and are looking for a place to take cover] The loo!
- Cassandra Cillian: What?
- Ezekiel Jones: The dunny!
- Jake Stone: What?
- Ezekiel Jones: The poop shack over there!
- Flynn Carsen: Oh, I know all about your problem. You want me to play the dual role of "Patsy Punching-Bag" and "Johnny Swiss-Cheese" in a bus-and-truck production of "I Musta Been Stupid." Well, sister, I caught wise when I caught wind the second you wafted in here.
- Madeline Kincaid: Oh, I'm afraid I don't understand.
- Eve Baird: You're not alone.
- Cassandra Cillian: [referring to Eve and Flynn] Baird did say that they were going to take the Metro into Hollywood to see an old movie, so...
- Jake Stone: [reading a sign] "James Desmond Wheeler: A Retrospective." Bet this is it.
- Ezekiel Jones: They took the Metro?
- Cassandra Cillian: Yeah, it's like the magic door, only it's slower and it smells like pee.