Bonnie : [her phone rings] Oh! Maybe it's Christy!
[looks]
Bonnie : Hang up, Jill, I'm not introducing you to my half gay brother!
Marjorie : How do you go 30 years without paying income tax?
Bonnie : As we say in the program, one day at a time.
Bonnie : Thanks to my long lost brother, the IRS is giving me 10 years to pay off my debt, what a bunch of suckers!
Christy : Can you believe I've been sober now for 4 years? I mean think about it, that's a long time to go without puking.
Bonnie : You had the stomach flu.
Christy : Any puking that's not flammable is a good thing.
Bonnie : I can't go to jail! If I'm going to be gay, I want it to be on *my* terms!
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