Mom (TV Series)
A Few Thongs and a Hawaiian Funeral (2017)
Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett
Quotes
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Dr. Sellers : So, what's *not* the problem now?
Bonnie : Well he seems to be breathing funny.
Dr. Sellers : He's 16, it's a wonder he's breathing at all.
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Bonnie : So he's not going to die?
Dr. Sellers : Well we're all gonna die eventually.
Bonnie : But before Sunday at 8 PM?
Dr. Sellers : You should be safe.
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Jill Kendall : Emily, do you want to try on this bra?
Emily : Please stop saying bra.
Jill Kendall : Would brassiere be better?
Christy : Brassiere: B-R-A-S-S-I-E-R-E, brassiere.
[grins]
Bonnie : Actually I think there's a Z in there, but good try anyway.
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Christy : [on the phone] No Natasha, that's a bad idea. Yeah, okay, bye.
[hangs up]
Wendy : What'd she want to do?
Christy : Host a casino night at the rehab center to steal everyone's disability checks.
Bonnie : I tried that once, it's a bitch cashing them.
Marjorie : Hey, at least she thought about it and called you before she just went and did it.