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Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute
Mom
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Christy
: You have no idea how glad I am to be in bed with you.
Bonnie
: Back at you, kiddo.
Bonnie
: Are you that desperate?
Christy
: Yes, said the woman in bed with her mother eating ribs.
Bonnie
: Something smells good.
Adam
: How do 2 bone-in rib eyes sound?
Bonnie
: Oh! Delicious! Christy's vegan boyfriend is preparing a feast fit for a gerbil.
Adam
: Aw man, did he try to talk you into it?
Bonnie
: Yep, vegans and Mormons, they all try to turn you.
Bonnie
: Adam and I love each other, but 3 nights a week is our magic number.
Christy
: My magic number with Brad is minus 9 considering all the nights I fell asleep with a bag of frozen peas between my legs.
Brad
: [
about reducing their water footprint
] I've been teaching Christy about power flushing.
Christy
: [
forced smile
] Yep, if it's yellow, let it mellow.
Adam
: [
after Bonnie locked him out of the bathroom
] You could always cop a squat at your neighbor's.
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