Mom (TV Series)

Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute (2017)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

Quotes 

• Christy : You have no idea how glad I am to be in bed with you.

  Bonnie : Back at you, kiddo.

• Bonnie : Are you that desperate?

  Christy : Yes, said the woman in bed with her mother eating ribs.

• Bonnie : Something smells good.

  Adam : How do 2 bone-in rib eyes sound?

  Bonnie : Oh! Delicious! Christy's vegan boyfriend is preparing a feast fit for a gerbil.

  Adam : Aw man, did he try to talk you into it?

  Bonnie : Yep, vegans and Mormons, they all try to turn you.

• Bonnie : Adam and I love each other, but 3 nights a week is our magic number.

  Christy : My magic number with Brad is minus 9 considering all the nights I fell asleep with a bag of frozen peas between my legs.