- Bonnie: [bawling] What's happening to me?
- Miranda: I've opened you up, Bonnie.
- Bonnie: [sobbing] Well slam me shut again!
- Miranda: You'll feel better soon, but I advise you not to make any rash decisions for the next 36 hours and don't operate any heavy machinery.
- Bonnie: [sobbing] But, what if I have to drive a backhoe?
- Miranda: This is terrific, you're already starting to think big!
- Jill: It's my turn to go over and clear the cookie table. I'm scared that my jaw's going to unhinge and I'm gonna clear the table with my mouth.
- Miranda: Jill, do you know why I ride motorcycles? Because I used to be afraid of them and now I'm not, you need to face your fears.
- Jill: You're right, I'm going over.
- [goes to table]
- Jill: Oh WHO brought brownies to the meeting?
- Bonnie: Relax, Jill, Marjorie made them.
- [picks on up, it drops noisily]
- Bonnie: Hockey putts with nuts.