- Christy: [reading a romance novel to him] Ohhhh, this is graphic.
- Mr. Munson: Don't blame me, your mother picked the book.
- Bonnie: [Christy has to take care of the building for her] There's a family of raccoons in the wall of 5G, you'll need the gloves, and I know the babies look cute, but they will go right for your eyes.
- Christy: She actually apologized? That was it? No blaming others? No fake tears? No 'I grew up in the foster system and slept in a dog bed until I was 11'?
- Christy: My mom reads to you? She never even read to me!
- Mr. Munson: That's a sad story. Book's over there.