Mom (TV Series)
Fancy Crackers and Giant Women (2017)
Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett
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Quotes
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Christy : I'm not sure about applying to Stanford. If I do it, I'll have to be tortured for months to find out if I'm accepted or not. If not, then I'll be crushed, and if I get accepted, holy crap, I'll have to go to Stanford.
Bonnie : Okay, can we pause for a minute to reflect on what your life was like this time 5 years ago? Back then your biggest problem was trying to give an adequate lap dance to a fat guy... now, you're going applying to law schools!
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Jill Kendall : [having a breakdown at her heaviest weight] If you loved me, you would've said something before I got like this!
Bonnie : We thought you knew.
Christy : And we thought you were okay with it, you were always bragging about all these guys you were with...
Jill Kendall : [sobbing] I lied! The only men that come near me are Little Caesar and Papa Johns!
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Bonnie : [Christy needs $200 per law school application] What if we cut back on some of our extravagances?
Christy : What extravagances? Yesterday I had to sew up a poorly located hole in my underwear!
Bonnie : Well, what about those fancy crackers you get?
Christy : I told you before, Ritz crackers are *not* fancy, you're just confused by the name.
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Bonnie : What's our biggest expense?
Christy : Probably cable and internet.
Bonnie : We're not stealing other people's cable? What's wrong with us?
Christy : We became better people, which is very expensive.
Bonnie : Alright then... let's cut the cable and internet for a few months.
Christy : You'd really be willing to do that?
[hugs Bonnie]
Christy : Thank you, now I can apply to *all* of them!
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Christy : What's wrong, Jill?
Jill Kendall : [sobbing] I've been shopping here for 20 years, and nothing fits me anymore.
Christy : Maybe you just need to try a larger size.
Jill Kendall : There IS no larger size! Even the socks are a little snug!
