- Dr. Greg Pemberton: Well, that's the great thing about science. We all get to have our own opinions.
- Sheldon Cooper: [awkward pause]
- [to Amy]
- Sheldon Cooper: I'm still not talking. That's impressive, right?
- Dr. Kevin Campbell: [drunkenly storming into Sheldon's office to confront Sheldon and Amy] Dr. Cooper. Dr. Fowler. Just the guy I want to see.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Are you drunk?
- Dr. Kevin Campbell: I was. And then, I still was. And now... I still was.
- Dr. Greg Pemberton: All breakthroughs happen by accident.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: [yelling] No they don't!
- Sheldon Cooper: So I was talking to my mom about our Pemberton and Campbell situation.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Really? What'd she say?
- Sheldon Cooper: Apparently, Old Testament God would bring down his wrath on them for being deceitful, but New Testament God would forgive them.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: So couldn't we just bring down our wrath and ask the New Testament God to forgive us?
- Sheldon Cooper: You know, I asked her that very question... She said I was full of California sass.