CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #618
(picture of a forceps)
I was recently thinking about obstetrical forceps, a tool used to grab the head of an unborn baby and yank it through the birth canal. While injuries to the baby are rare, if the doctor were to sneeze during the procedure, it could cause serious brain damage to the unborn child. Now while there may be many other possible explanations to our current political crisis (I've always been partial to untreated syphilis), the "forceps-achoo" scenario cannot be ruled out as a causative factor.