Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Dwayne Johnson/Katy Perry (2017)

Dwayne Johnson: Self - Host, Various

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• King Keef : King Keef does not accept that!

• Doctor Micronox : [World's Most Evil Invention Skit]  I am Doctor Micronox and The Most Evil Invention in the World is my Shrink Ray! It can reduce a monument to the size of a toy! I'll have the Eiffel Tower on my keychain and Mount Rushmore as a paperweight!

  Mad Scientist : Oh ho ho ho ho! Very evil, Doctor Micronox! I guess bad things do come in small packages. Who is next?

  Baroness Antarctica : I am The Baroness Antarctica! My entry for World's Most Evil Invention is The Freeze Ray! I shall encase all the world's most famous monuments in solid ice!

  Mad Scientist : So chillingly evil! Okay, who is next?

  Roy : [awkwardly brings a robot onto the platform; soft-spoken and nervous]  Hi, guys. My name is Roy... and I, uh... and for The Most Evil Invention in the World Contest, I invented a child-molesting robot.

  Mad Scientist : [All of the mad scientists are horrified]  I beg your pardon, what?

  Roy : Oh, I'm sorry. I'll speak up. It's a robot that is designed to molest children. I call it Robo-Chomo. You see, it's powered by solar rechargeable fuel cells and it costs pennies to manufacture. And it can, theoretically, molest twice as many children as a human molester in quite frankly half the time.

• Mad Scientist : How do you even build a child-molesting robot?

  Roy : Well, that's a great question. What you do is you start by building a regular robot. Then, you molest it and hope that it continues the cycle.

  Mad Scientist : [repulsed]  Dear lord almighty!