Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure (TV Series)

The Return of Strongbow (2017)

James Monroe Iglehart: Lance Strongbow

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Quotes 

• Eugene : This isn't a cave. It's a basement. We broke into somebody's house! Lance! You lied to me!

  Lance Strongbow : Now, wait a minute! Lying is a strong word. Accurate, but strong.

• Eugene : [Lance is spooked by a spider]  Are you still afraid of spiders?

  Lance Strongbow : Yes, I have acute arachnophobia.

  Eugene : Yeah, real cute.

• Weasel : [He steals the ring from Eugene and runs away with all the loot]  Ha! Sorry, fellas! Baron's orders!

  Lance Strongbow : Aw, come on! That double-crossing Baron! Nobody takes other people's stuff away from us and gets away with it! Nobody!

• Cassandra : So, Lance Strongbow, if you guys are so tight, where have you been all these years?

  Lance Strongbow : Where have I been? More like, where haven't I been?

  Cassandra : You were in prison, weren't you?

  Lance Strongbow : Mostly, yes. But you know, right now, I'm not thinkin' about where I've been. I'm thinking about where I'm headed.

  Rapunzel : Ha-ha, yes! That's the attitude!

  Lance Strongbow : And right now, I'm headed to the bathroom.

  Rapunzel : Oh. Still, the attitude.

• Lance Strongbow : Look. We can spend all day trying to figure out who's in the wrong here, but I don't see what the big deal is. Lying is what we grew up on. It's what we do.

  Eugene : *Did*, Lance. *I* don't do that anymore.

  Lance Strongbow : Well, good for you. Want a medal?

  [He holds up a bunch of medallions] 

  Lance Strongbow : No, really, want one? There are like 25 of these things.

• Lance Strongbow : Haha! Wow! There's more gold coins in here than I can count!

  Eugene : So there must be more than seven.

  Lance Strongbow : What's wrong with you?

  Eugene : You duped me! You took advantage of my loyalty!

  Lance Strongbow : I wouldn't say I took advantage, I borrowed it. Here, you can have it back.

• Rapunzel : I can't believe you would do this!

  Eugene : Rapunzel, I... I'm sorry.

  Lance Strongbow : Princess? If I may...

  Eugene : You know what? You've said enough, Lance. Don't listen to him.

  Lance Strongbow : It's all my fault.

  Eugene : But what do I know?