Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure (TV Series)

Cassandra v. Eugene (2017)

Eden Espinosa: Cassandra

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Quotes 

• Cassandra : Listen, this is all your fault.

  Eugene : Oh please. You know darn well that my only fault is that I have no faults.

• Eugene : To be fair, I asked several times if I could use that thing.

  Cassandra : And I said no *every time*!

  Eugene : Which shouldn't matter because we both know I don't listen to you.

• Cassandra : Unbelievable! Did you eat all the cookies?

  Eugene : I'm not a pig, Cassandra, I ate all of *your* cookies. I'm saving mine for later.

  Cassandra : You are nothing but a self-serving, inconsiderate, arrogant free-loader.

  Eugene : [Scoffs]  You know, I could rattle off insulting adjectives describing your personality too, but to do so would imply that you actually *have* a personality and I just wouldn't feel right about doing that!

• Eugene : So, Cass. Let me ask you something. What's your deal?

  Cassandra : What do you mean?

  Eugene : I mean, you know, other than being a venomous cobra woman who has to follow my girlfriend everywhere, I don't know the first thing about you.

  Cassandra : So?

  Eugene : So, as I see it, you always make fun of *my* past, it's only fair I know *something* about yours. Plus we have nothing but time.

  Cassandra : What do you wanna know?

  Eugene : I don't know. What are your hopes, your dreams? Is there a venomous cobra man in your life?

  [laughs] 

  Cassandra : [Also laughing]  Cobra man? No. Besides, I... I don't have time for dreams.

  Eugene : Don't have time for dreams? Honey, you are hanging out with the wrong princess!

• Eugene : [Cassandra finds an old spring in a hole behind a brick on the prison wall]  That's it? That's just a rusty spring!

  Cassandra : [Sarcastically]  And on your first guess, too.

• Cassandra : Oh, here we go again. I can't believe you're gonna lie to my face.

  Eugene : I can't even look at your face!