- Triple H: [Vince changes the WrestleMania main event's stipulations to no disqualification and no count-out] You know, as unfair as that is, as ridiculous as that is, if you think that rattles me, Vince, you're wrong. If you think it shakes my confidence, you're wrong. I want you to think long and hard, remember who the hell you're talking to. I am the man... I am the man that retired Mick Foley. I am the man that retired the Hardcore Legend. I am the man that retired the King of the Death Match. No DQ means nothing to me. I am the man that put Mick Foley, Cactus Jack, out of this business.
- [Mick's music hits and he comes out to the top of the entrance ramp]
- Mick Foley: [as the fans cheer for him] Wait, wait, wait. Triple H is right. Triple H did retire Mick Foley. Triple H did put Mick Foley out of this business. But, Triple H, unfortunately for you, at WrestleMania, for one night only, Mick Foley is back in this business!
- [the audience cheers]
- Mick Foley: And seeing how it is suddenly no disqualification, well, I guess it wouldn't hurt if I brought along this.
- [holding up a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire]
- Mick Foley: Now, I know, Triple H, I know, I know. I know I came out here last week and I said I wasn't gonna hurt you with my barbed-wire bat, but instead I was going to take what you hold dearest, your WWF championship. But you see, Triple H, I don't see any reason why I cannot take your belt and beat the hell out of you at the same time! You see, Triple H, I've got one advantage out of you, and that is, after WrestleMania, you have got to get up and go back to work; I don't! Which means, at WrestleMania, I sure as hell am going to let it all hang out. I do not care if I stay in bed all damn day; as a matter of fact, I don't care if it's in a hospital bed, as long as I have your championship around my waist. It's gonna be a long, long time before wrestling fans see Mick Foley again, so I'll just say this: it has been my honor to go into your living rooms every Monday and Thursday night. And I can promise you this, that this is going to be one hell of a match! So, Triple H, do me just one small favor: get your damn lip marks off my belt! Because at WrestleMania, Mrs. Foley's little boy is going home with the gold!
- Vince McMahon: [in the ring, Stephanie reads a letter from an adoring fan] You know something, Stephanie, I have a headache, for all the right reasons, but even if I didn't, just listening to you would give me headache enough. I don't know whether you stayed up all night last night writing that letter to yourself or whether the youth of America is just going to hell in a handbasket. I don't know. All I can say... all I can say, Stephanie...
- [the audience cheers as Linda comes out]
- Vince McMahon: What are you doing here? What are you doing?
- Linda McMahon: Vince, listen, listen to what is going on between you and our daughter. This constant bickering and confrontation has got to stop. I cannot imagine, I can't imagine how much further this can go. Our wonderful, wonderful family is in the situation it is because of you and your actions. So I'm telling you tonight, I'm asking you, I'm demanding that you exercise your role as the patriarch of this family and fix it.
- Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: [Linda leaves] She told you, Dad.
- Vince McMahon: Well, I've been asked to do something, and I will. I've been asked to... fix the situation. And I will. I will fix the situation at WrestleMania, I guarantee all of you. And right now, I'm not gonna wait 'til WrestleMania. I'm gonna start fixing the situation right here tonight in San Antonio!
- [the crowd cheers]
- Vince McMahon: Yeah. I'm gonna fix the situation, all right. I'm gonna fix the situation in that very ring. Because tonight, Stephanie McMahon, since you like to slap people around so much, since you like to get physical and all that so much, tonight, you're gonna have your official very first wrestling match.
- [the audience cheers as her eyes widen]
- Vince McMahon: Yeah, and you're gonna have it in that very ring against the WWF Women's Champion, Jackie!
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: [DX helps Stephanie win her first-ever match, and the women's title in the process] What an athlete, Michael! She did it!
- Michael Cole: [incredulous] "What an athlete"?
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: It runs in the family!
- Michael Cole: Give me a break! It's a damn crime.