WWE Smackdown! (TV Series)

Episode #1.33 (2000)

Mick Foley: Mick Foley

Quotes 

• Triple H : [Vince changes the WrestleMania main event's stipulations to no disqualification and no count-out]  You know, as unfair as that is, as ridiculous as that is, if you think that rattles me, Vince, you're wrong. If you think it shakes my confidence, you're wrong. I want you to think long and hard, remember who the hell you're talking to. I am the man... I am the man that retired Mick Foley. I am the man that retired the Hardcore Legend. I am the man that retired the King of the Death Match. No DQ means nothing to me. I am the man that put Mick Foley, Cactus Jack, out of this business.

  [Mick's music hits and he comes out to the top of the entrance ramp] 

  Mick Foley : [as the fans cheer for him]  Wait, wait, wait. Triple H is right. Triple H did retire Mick Foley. Triple H did put Mick Foley out of this business. But, Triple H, unfortunately for you, at WrestleMania, for one night only, Mick Foley is back in this business!

  [the audience cheers] 

  Mick Foley : And seeing how it is suddenly no disqualification, well, I guess it wouldn't hurt if I brought along this.

  [holding up a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire] 

  Mick Foley : Now, I know, Triple H, I know, I know. I know I came out here last week and I said I wasn't gonna hurt you with my barbed-wire bat, but instead I was going to take what you hold dearest, your WWF championship. But you see, Triple H, I don't see any reason why I cannot take your belt and beat the hell out of you at the same time! You see, Triple H, I've got one advantage out of you, and that is, after WrestleMania, you have got to get up and go back to work; I don't! Which means, at WrestleMania, I sure as hell am going to let it all hang out. I do not care if I stay in bed all damn day; as a matter of fact, I don't care if it's in a hospital bed, as long as I have your championship around my waist. It's gonna be a long, long time before wrestling fans see Mick Foley again, so I'll just say this: it has been my honor to go into your living rooms every Monday and Thursday night. And I can promise you this, that this is going to be one hell of a match! So, Triple H, do me just one small favor: get your damn lip marks off my belt! Because at WrestleMania, Mrs. Foley's little boy is going home with the gold!