- Marcus Pierce: Why are you doing this?
- Lucifer Morningstar: How am I supposed to solve the mystery of how to kill you if I don't understand you first? Your strengths, your weaknesses, because everyone has a kryptonite, Lieutenant.
- Chloe Decker: You can't just walk in there in your three-piece suit and say,
- [in a terrible Lucifer imitation]
- Chloe Decker: "Hello, drug dealers!"
- Lucifer Morningstar: I would never do that.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [at the karaoke bar] Annyeong, mayagsang!
- ["Hello, drug dealers!" but in Korean]
- Lucifer Morningstar: If I cut you exactly in half, would there be two Pierces?
- Marcus Pierce: No. Only one side would heal. You see, I call it the, the "master molecule" theory...
- Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, yes, Wolverine rules. I get it.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Have you tried grenade down the throat?
- Marcus Pierce: Yes.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Acid bath?
- Marcus Pierce: Mm-hmm.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Devoured by wolves?
- Marcus Pierce: Yes.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Dropped into helicopter blades?
- Marcus Pierce: Yes.
- [sighs]
- Marcus Pierce: I've been trying to kill myself since the Bronze Age. I have tried everything. Even jumped into a volcano once.
- Lucifer Morningstar: What, you survived molten lava?
- Marcus Pierce: Yeah, it was a rough six months.
- Lucifer Morningstar: If we're gonna get revenge on Dad, we've got to be committed.
- Marcus Pierce: I've already married you. I'm not sure how much more committed I could be.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [undercover with Pierce as a gay couple] Plastic plates? What are we, barbarians? Don't you have any china in there?
- Lucifer Morningstar: I just can't imagine someone so obsessed with obeying the rules of suburbia.
- [Snapping at Pierce]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Where do you think you're going? I cook, you clean, remember?
- Chloe Decker: I heard the divorce went through. What are you gonna do with your half of Lux?
- Marcus Pierce: Very funny, Decker.
- Chloe Decker: You were buying her Adderall?
- Brian: Yeah. Me and half the block. How do you think I had the energy to be out there every night, all night?
- [Chuckles]
- Brian: I mean, June changed my life. I learned *Mandarin*. I built a deck, I lost 40 pounds.
- Chloe Decker: Losing your brother, it's still really affecting you?
- Marcus Pierce: Understatement of the millennia.
- Marcus Pierce: So you can take the girl out of the ecstasy biz, but you can't take the ecstasy biz out of the girl.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, actually, it's not ecstasy. It's more sort of a home-brew Adderall. It's very smooth.
- [sniffles]
- Marcus Pierce: [to Chloe] Did your partner just admit to snorting evidence?
- Lucifer Morningstar: The only thing I admit to is being very focused on this case.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Now, he would know not to put onion skins down the garbage disposal.
- Marcus Pierce: You know, why *wouldn't* I put onion skins down the garbage disposal? They're garbage!
- Lucifer Morningstar: They're compost!
- Marcus Pierce: You know what? Thank God that this marriage is over.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Okay, one Ecstasy dealer coming right up. You two can meet me at Lux in an hour.
- Marcus Pierce: Sure.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Right. Daniel?
- Dan Espinoza: Yeah?
- Lucifer Morningstar: You can stay.
- Marcus Pierce: I should have known that you wouldn't be able to figure this out.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I mean, the good news is we've got all the time in the world to do so.
- Marcus Pierce: For me, that's a bad thing.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Maybe I should find out what makes Pierce vulnerable. Get inside his head.
- [Maze holds up a weapon]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Not with the cranial saw. Well, not yet anyway.
- Chloe Decker: I wonder if KPop is still on the market?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, it was as of last Tuesday. It's wonderful stuff. Yeah, it makes your skin feel like a baby chinchilla.
- Chloe Decker: So you're saying you didn't write that threatening note?
- Brian: No, that's not even my handwrit... look, look at it.
- [Points]
- Brian: It's so sloppy. Of course, what do you expect from someone clueless enough to put a whole body into a wood chipper? II mean, saw before you mulch. Everyone knows that.
- Dan Espinoza: Tech unlocked Sandra's laptop, found, recipes for synthetic chemical compounds all filed under the label "KPOP." It's a kind of music, right?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Dear. Poor Daniel, so behind the times. KPop is a kind of Ecstasy. It's one of the best kinds, actually.
- Lucifer Morningstar: You don't want inferior Ecstasy out there on the streets, ruining orgies and dubstep parties, now, do you?
- Lucifer Morningstar: [Being threatened by Brian] What about hedge trimmers?
- Marcus Pierce: Tried it. Didn't work.
- Chloe Decker: You and your guys, you aren't necessarily known for your kindness.
- Brandon Hong: Thank you.