Lucifer (TV Series)
Til Death Do Us Part (2018)
Tom Welling: Marcus Pierce
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Quotes
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Marcus Pierce : Why are you doing this?
Lucifer Morningstar : How am I supposed to solve the mystery of how to kill you if I don't understand you first? Your strengths, your weaknesses, because everyone has a kryptonite, Lieutenant.
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Lucifer Morningstar : If I cut you exactly in half, would there be two Pierces?
Marcus Pierce : No. Only one side would heal. You see, I call it the, the "master molecule" theory...
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, yes, Wolverine rules. I get it.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Have you tried grenade down the throat?
Marcus Pierce : Yes.
Lucifer Morningstar : Acid bath?
Marcus Pierce : Mm-hmm.
Lucifer Morningstar : Devoured by wolves?
Marcus Pierce : Yes.
Lucifer Morningstar : Dropped into helicopter blades?
Marcus Pierce : Yes.
[sighs]
Marcus Pierce : I've been trying to kill myself since the Bronze Age. I have tried everything. Even jumped into a volcano once.
Lucifer Morningstar : What, you survived molten lava?
Marcus Pierce : Yeah, it was a rough six months.
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Lucifer Morningstar : If we're gonna get revenge on Dad, we've got to be committed.
Marcus Pierce : I've already married you. I'm not sure how much more committed I could be.
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Chloe Decker : I heard the divorce went through. What are you gonna do with your half of Lux?
Marcus Pierce : Very funny, Decker.
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Chloe Decker : Losing your brother, it's still really affecting you?
Marcus Pierce : Understatement of the millennia.
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Marcus Pierce : So you can take the girl out of the ecstasy biz, but you can't take the ecstasy biz out of the girl.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, actually, it's not ecstasy. It's more sort of a home-brew Adderall. It's very smooth.
[sniffles]
Marcus Pierce : [to Chloe] Did your partner just admit to snorting evidence?
Lucifer Morningstar : The only thing I admit to is being very focused on this case.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Now, he would know not to put onion skins down the garbage disposal.
Marcus Pierce : You know, why *wouldn't* I put onion skins down the garbage disposal? They're garbage!
Lucifer Morningstar : They're compost!
Marcus Pierce : You know what? Thank God that this marriage is over.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Okay, one Ecstasy dealer coming right up. You two can meet me at Lux in an hour.
Marcus Pierce : Sure.
Lucifer Morningstar : Right. Daniel?
Dan Espinoza : Yeah?
Lucifer Morningstar : You can stay.
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Marcus Pierce : I should have known that you wouldn't be able to figure this out.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, I mean, the good news is we've got all the time in the world to do so.
Marcus Pierce : For me, that's a bad thing.
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Lucifer Morningstar : [Being threatened by Brian] What about hedge trimmers?
Marcus Pierce : Tried it. Didn't work.