- Albino Rhino Gyno: Good news! The results are in! Bad news, the results are bad. Like an omelet bar at a mongoose convention, you are running dangerously low on eggs.
- Princess Carolyn: How many do I have left?
- Albino Rhino Gyno: Well let's just say it's more than Harry Potter movies, but fewer than James Bond movies.
- Princess Carolyn: Doctor, no!
- BoJack Horseman: Thank you, Tonya, I know we've had our differences but seeing you always leaves me weak at the knees.
- BoJack Horseman: [Reading list of women he's slept with] Tonya Harding? She's not gonna be happy to see me. She said sleeping with me is the worst thing she ever did.