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- Doug D'Mello: A good detective never gives up. That's right, no matter how clueless you are. Even if you don't have any clues, you don't give up. You turn over every rock, you ask every question until you get your man. Or turn to Wikipedia. No, I'm not a detective. Whatever my badge says, in India, I was becoming one for real.
- Stanley D'Mello: Knock knock.
- Doug D'Mello: Who's there?
- Stanley D'Mello: Dishes.
- Doug D'Mello: Dishes who?
- Stanley D'Mello: Dishes me.
- Priya Sehgal: So, if we were dating, you'd come to India?
- Doug D'Mello: Or... you could come to Canada. You'd love it. I mean, we got ice hockey, and our team hasn't won a championship in thousands of years. It's amazing. Yet we're sold out all the time. And we got Tim Horton. Do you like donuts? Clearly, *I* do. Baseball, basketball. It doesn't smell. I mean, unless you go to Spadina in the Summer, and then maybe a little bit.