- Bonnie: [about Samson] You know, if you want to see him more, he can stay at my place once in a while.
- Adam: Are you sure? He's a lot of work, he has arthritis, he's incontinent, and he's half deaf.
- Bonnie: Yeah, sure, I promised Christy a dog 30 years ago, she'll be mad if I don't come through.
- Bonnie: Are you just doing this to keep me away from my ex-wife?
- Bonnie: Of course not.
- [to Samson]
- Bonnie: Whose your new mommy? I'm your new mommy.
- [directly into his ear]
- Bonnie: Can you hear me?
- [he doesn't respond]
- Christy Plunkett: The neighbors could hear you having sex last night, three of them came by to complain. Two thought you were shooting a porno, one thought you were slaughtering a goat.
- Adam: Slaughtering a goat, *that's* what we can call it!
- Christy Plunkett: [walks out the door on Bonnie and Adam yelling, sees Beverly sitting by the window with a bowl of cereal] What're you doing?
- Beverly: I'm eating my breakfast, and enjoying the show.
- Christy Plunkett: That's a lot of fiber, you know *we* hear things down here too.