- Linda Belcher: When the first Chef Cat died, they replaced him with a cat that looked just like him. And then they replaced that one, and the one after that.
- Gene Belcher: Just like with the President.
- Tina Belcher: Maybe this is our wake-up call. We should stop eating cat food.
- Gene Belcher: I have been throwing up on the rug.
- Tina Belcher: So let's do it. We'll have a normal day where we don't think about cat food at all.
- Bob Belcher: Everyone ready to go to the cat food audition today?
- Tina Belcher: Oh damn it.
- Louise Belcher: Atta girl.
- Ian: Now, if you excuse me, I have to find a hamster who can look surprised at a pizza delivery. Not easy, by the way.
- Gene Belcher: Our addiction is genetic! It's not my fault! I was a cat food baby. I never stood a chance.