iZombie (TV Series)
Conspiracy Weary (2017)
David Anders: Blaine DeBeers
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Quotes
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Don E : Cruise's tan is way too even, and he's barely aged a day in 30 years.
Blaine DeBeers : Why do you think he does his own death-defying stunts? It's 'cause he's already dead.
Olivia Moore : I'll bet he doesn't eat the brain of anyone over the age of 25.
Clive Babineaux : So I should be thinking, "That's a raged-out zombie," next time I see Tom Cruise doing a chase sequence?
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Clive Babineaux : What was the vision?
Olivia Moore : It's news we already knew.
Don E : We're in Harley's truck, Liv's squeeze in our headlights, frothing at the mouth. He wants our brains, man! I yell, "Go! Go! Go!" Harley guns it in reverse. Her friend is chasing us down going like 60 miles an hour.
Blaine DeBeers : That's a slight exaggeration.
Don E : Dude, I was there!
Blaine DeBeers : We were all there.
Clive Babineaux : This was on YouTube for God's sake!
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Don E : [All on conspiracy theorist brain] All those people that night on the street in Vegas, no one sees a shooter!
Blaine DeBeers : It's because he didn't get shot. Look at the cover of Don Killuminati. There's Tupac crucified, and in the liner notes it reads, and I quote, "Exit Tupac, enter Makaveli." He is alive and well, and will return like a new messiah.
Don E : That's insane.
Blaine DeBeers : Oh, so you think he's dead?
Don E : No, of course he's not dead. He's working for the Feds as an informant. He's mowing his lawn in Scottsdale.
Olivia Moore : Stop! You two sound crazy. Sad to say, but Tupac is dead and gone.
[pause]
Olivia Moore : Biggie Smalls' twin brother killed Tupac, and it's that twin that got shot in LA. Biggie, at this moment, is sipping mojitos in Havana...