The Indian Detective (TV Mini Series)
Episode #1.4 (2017)
Russell Peters: Doug D'Mello
Quotes
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Todd Johnson : I needed the cash.
Doug D'Mello : For what?
Todd Johnson : For an operation.
Doug D'Mello : What kind of operation?
Todd Johnson : To make myself taller.
Doug D'Mello : That's the stupidest operation I've ever heard in my life.
Todd Johnson : You try being this height.
Doug D'Mello : I did, when I was three.
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[first lines]
Doug D'Mello : You don't believe me, do you? You don't believe one word I've said. But you believed the part where everyone laughed at me and thought I was a loser, right? Losers deserve a chance to prove they're not losers. I may be Constable fourth class in Canada, but in India I'm a detective first class!
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Rocco Farinelli : Gotta admit, you had me fooled.
Doug D'Mello : I had you fooled?
Rocco Farinelli : Yeah, the bike bust thing, you act the douchebag part pretty well.
Doug D'Mello : I wasn't acting!